Stolt Jensenberg

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Name:

  • Stolt Jensenberg
  • Atrox Trader

Faction:

  • Neutral
  • unknown Organisation

Where to find:

  • near the Whompah in Newland Desert
  • Location: 2172 x 1544
  • Area: Stolt's Trading Outpost

Offering:

  • Books, tradeskillguides and other small things
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Stolt Jensenberg offering[edit]

Book: On Item Creations Book: On Item Creations
A Guide to Creating Useful Medical Libraries A Guide to Creating Useful Medical Libraries
Book: How To Create A Nano Crystal Book: How To Create A Nano Crystal
Armor Creation with Mass Relocating Robots Armor Creation with Mass Relocating Robots
Book: How To Make Jewellery Book: How To Make Jewellery
The Art of Fletching - By Katelin Demesa The Art of Fletching - By Katelin Demesa
MRR - Program List MRR - Program List
The Mid The Mid

Book: Implant Creation Instruction Manual Book: Implant Creation Instruction Manual
The May Fly Throwing Grenade - by Zixxax The May Fly Throwing Grenade - by Zixxax
An Introduction to the Business of Making Stimulant Injectors An Introduction to the Business of Making Stimulant Injectors
The Multiple Uses of a Mass Relocating Robot The Multiple Uses of a Mass Relocating Robot
Making Emergency Treatment Labs - A Quick Guide for Doctors Making Emergency Treatment Labs - A Quick Guide for Doctors
Engineering News: The Improved Solar-Powered Pistol - Book 1 Engineering News: The Improved Solar-Powered Pistol - Book 1
Engineering News: The Improved Solar-Powered Pistol - Book 2 Engineering News: The Improved Solar-Powered Pistol - Book 2
Engineering News: The Improved Solar-Powered Pistol - Book 3 Engineering News: The Improved Solar-Powered Pistol - Book 3
Engineering News: How do I make my robot taunt? Engineering News: How do I make my robot taunt?

And some other small things

Dialogue with Stolt Jensenberg[edit]

Cirte: Hi.
Stolt Jensenberg: Yeah, yeah! Are you here to trade or talk?
Cirte: Who are you?
Stolt Jensenberg: My name is Stolt Jensenberg, and I'm a great trader!
Cirte: What do you do?
Stolt Jensenberg: What a silly question. I sell stuff, and I buy stuff!
Cirte: Tell me about Rhinoman Valley.
Stolt Jensenberg: Rhinoman Valley is northeast of here. Well... a bit more east than north, really.

Anyway... It's a great place to hunt.

Cirte: Do you have a mission for me?
Stolt Jensenberg: Yeah! I have a mission for you! Find a way for me to get a wiener, so I can get Heidi Grump back!
Cirte: But don't you already have... I mean...
Stolt Jensenberg: Yeah, yeah! I know that I have a very large lump between my legs!

And I know what it looks like!
To tell you the truth, all Atroxes put cabbage and leaves in their pants, so it looks like they're well equipped!

Cirte: Can I ask you about something else.
Stolt Jensenberg: Sure. Fire away.
Cirte: Heidi Grump? Who's that?
Stolt Jensenberg: Heidi Grump used to be my girlfriend, but in the end she left me!

I'm sure it's because I don't have a wiener!

Cirte: Goodbye
Stolt Jensenberg: Bye.

Come back next time you feel like trading.



--Cirte 10:58, 13 April 2006 (CEST)