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Name:
- Stolt Jensenberg
- Atrox Trader
Faction:
- Neutral
- unknown Organisation
Where to find:
- near the Whompah in Newland Desert
- Location: 2172 x 1544
- Area: Stolt's Trading Outpost
Offering:
- Books, tradeskillguides and other small things
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Stolt Jensenberg offering
And some other small things
Dialogue with Stolt Jensenberg
| Cirte:
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Hi.
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| Stolt Jensenberg:
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Yeah, yeah! Are you here to trade or talk?
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| Cirte:
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Who are you?
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| Stolt Jensenberg:
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My name is Stolt Jensenberg, and I'm a great trader!
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| Cirte:
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What do you do?
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| Stolt Jensenberg:
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What a silly question. I sell stuff, and I buy stuff!
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| Cirte:
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Tell me about Rhinoman Valley.
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| Stolt Jensenberg:
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Rhinoman Valley is northeast of here. Well... a bit more east than north, really.
Anyway... It's a great place to hunt.
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| Cirte:
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Do you have a mission for me?
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| Stolt Jensenberg:
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Yeah! I have a mission for you! Find a way for me to get a wiener, so I can get Heidi Grump back!
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| Cirte:
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But don't you already have... I mean...
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| Stolt Jensenberg:
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Yeah, yeah! I know that I have a very large lump between my legs!
And I know what it looks like!
To tell you the truth, all Atroxes put cabbage and leaves in their pants, so it looks like they're well equipped!
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| Cirte:
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Can I ask you about something else.
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| Stolt Jensenberg:
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Sure. Fire away.
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| Cirte:
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Heidi Grump? Who's that?
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| Stolt Jensenberg:
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Heidi Grump used to be my girlfriend, but in the end she left me!
I'm sure it's because I don't have a wiener!
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| Cirte:
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Goodbye
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| Stolt Jensenberg:
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Bye.
Come back next time you feel like trading.
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--Cirte 10:58, 13 April 2006 (CEST)
