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Richelieu is a dark Madeira sauce invariably made with mushrooms. And an eccentric Clan Atrox would-be banjo player and prospective mushroom eater living at the end of an unfinished highway in Southern Artery Valley at 1835 x 2535. He and his neighbour [[MoOg]] (as he spells it), each consider the other crazy. And they may both be right.
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== General information ==
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{|
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|[[Image:NPC richelieu.jpg|200px]]
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|valign=top|
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'''Name:'''
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* Richelieu
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* Atrox Banjo player
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'''Faction:'''
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* Clan
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* ''Organisation unknown''
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'''Location:'''
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*At the end of the unfinished separate-lane elevated highways east from the outpost [[10-3]] in [[Southern Artery Valley]].
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*Coordinates: 1833 x 2535
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*Area: Northern swamp
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|}
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== Dialoge with Richelieu ==
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{|align=center border=1 width="700px"
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|
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{| border=0 class=bggrey width=100%
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|-class=green valign="top"
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| Richelieu:
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| Hello.Is that a frog over there?<br>
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I think it was a frog. Or maybe it was a rock.<br>
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Come to think of it, I think frogs usually jump.<br>
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I think it's a rock.
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|-class=blue valign="top"
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|Cirte:
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| Who are you?
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|-class=green valign="top"
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| Richelieu:
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| I am Richelieu, the famous banjo player!
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|-class=blue valign="top"
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|Cirte:
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| What do you do?
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|-class=green valign="top"
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| Richelieu:
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| I play the banjo, therefore I...<br>
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Therefore I can fly?
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|-class=blue valign="top"
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|Cirte:
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| Can you play the banjo for me?
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|-class=green valign="top"
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| Richelieu:
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| You want me to play the banjo for you?<br>
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Sure, I could do that...<br>
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If I only had more mushroom-soup...
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|-class=blue valign="top"
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|Cirte:
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| Please give me the recipe for mushroom soup.
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|-class=green valign="top"
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| Richelieu:
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| You want my recipe for mushroom-soup?<br>
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OK. It's simple. Just take 5 delicious, beautiful, lovely mushrooms. <br>
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Then get 3 Leet legs. About this size! Or maybe a bit smaller. Just get some legs, OK?<br>
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Then you have to get a couple of handfuls of leaves from that Frazetta bush.<br>
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Then you boil it!<br>
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Oh, I almost forgot! You have to put all the stuff in a pot and add water till you've covered all the ingredients! <br>
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And THEN you boil it. <br>
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And then you eat it. <br>
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And then you pass out! <br>
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It's great!!
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|-class=blue valign="top"
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|Cirte:
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| I want to talk about something else.
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|-class=green valign="top"
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| Richelieu:
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| OK. <br>
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Mush... <br>
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Roooooom.... <br>
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You were saying?
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|Cirte:
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| Tell me about mushrooms.
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| Richelieu:
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| Mushrooms? Oh Yes! I love mushrooms!<br>
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I make my own mushroom-soup, you know. You can have the recipe if you want!<br>
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The best mushrooms in the world are here in this valley.<br>
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And I've been all over the world eating mushrooms!<br>
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That's why I live here.<br>
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Because of the mushrooms.<br>
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Now, if only Moog would go away, I'd be perfectly happy!
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|-class=blue valign="top"
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|Cirte:
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| Tell me about Moog.
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| Richelieu:
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| Moog is the local whack-job. He's just plain crazy.<br>
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He's so crazy that crazy people thinks he is crazy!
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|Cirte:
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| Do you have a mission for me?
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| Richelieu:
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| Mission?<br>
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Well, I could always need some more mushrooms...<br>
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Will you get some for me?<br>
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|-class=blue valign="top"
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|Cirte:
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| Goodbye
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|-class=green valign="top"
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| Richelieu:
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| Goodbye.
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|}
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|}
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--[[User:Cirte|Cirte]] 11:07, 14 April 2006 (CEST)
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Latest revision as of 03:17, 12 March 2010

Richelieu is a dark Madeira sauce invariably made with mushrooms. And an eccentric Clan Atrox would-be banjo player and prospective mushroom eater living at the end of an unfinished highway in Southern Artery Valley at 1835 x 2535. He and his neighbour MoOg (as he spells it), each consider the other crazy. And they may both be right.

General information[edit]

NPC richelieu.jpg

Name:

  • Richelieu
  • Atrox Banjo player


Faction:

  • Clan
  • Organisation unknown


Location:

  • At the end of the unfinished separate-lane elevated highways east from the outpost 10-3 in Southern Artery Valley.
  • Coordinates: 1833 x 2535
  • Area: Northern swamp

Dialoge with Richelieu[edit]

Richelieu: Hello.Is that a frog over there?

I think it was a frog. Or maybe it was a rock.
Come to think of it, I think frogs usually jump.
I think it's a rock.

Cirte: Who are you?
Richelieu: I am Richelieu, the famous banjo player!
Cirte: What do you do?
Richelieu: I play the banjo, therefore I...

Therefore I can fly?

Cirte: Can you play the banjo for me?
Richelieu: You want me to play the banjo for you?

Sure, I could do that...
If I only had more mushroom-soup...

Cirte: Please give me the recipe for mushroom soup.
Richelieu: You want my recipe for mushroom-soup?

OK. It's simple. Just take 5 delicious, beautiful, lovely mushrooms.
Then get 3 Leet legs. About this size! Or maybe a bit smaller. Just get some legs, OK?
Then you have to get a couple of handfuls of leaves from that Frazetta bush.
Then you boil it!
Oh, I almost forgot! You have to put all the stuff in a pot and add water till you've covered all the ingredients!
And THEN you boil it.
And then you eat it.
And then you pass out!
It's great!!

Cirte: I want to talk about something else.
Richelieu: OK.

Mush...
Roooooom....
You were saying?

Cirte: Tell me about mushrooms.
Richelieu: Mushrooms? Oh Yes! I love mushrooms!

I make my own mushroom-soup, you know. You can have the recipe if you want!
The best mushrooms in the world are here in this valley.
And I've been all over the world eating mushrooms!
That's why I live here.
Because of the mushrooms.
Now, if only Moog would go away, I'd be perfectly happy!

Cirte: Tell me about Moog.
Richelieu: Moog is the local whack-job. He's just plain crazy.

He's so crazy that crazy people thinks he is crazy!

Cirte: Do you have a mission for me?
Richelieu: Mission?

Well, I could always need some more mushrooms...
Will you get some for me?

Cirte: Goodbye
Richelieu: Goodbye.


--Cirte 11:07, 14 April 2006 (CEST)

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