Berta the Bronto-burger-flipper

Location: Tir, near Mongol Meat

When starting a new business, they say, it is about three things: location, location, location. Which is why Berta the Bronto-burger-flipper chose prime real estate in the middle of a City of Tir canal, in a feat of conservation of space that would make a Tokyo realtor proud.

Berta is doing such a roaring trade with hungry customers who dare to cross the rope bridge to her stand, that she doesn't have time to acquire Bronto Meat for her new start-up. And who does, really. Ah, but you probably have time for the Loose-Fitting Hydraulic Gloves and Solid Steel Hydraulic Legwear